Kids Go To The Woods… Kids Get Dead (Darkstar Entertainment/MVD Visual DVD)
Picture:
C Sound: C Extras: C Main Program: C+
Casey and
her group friends go off woods to celebrate Casey's birthday for a weekend
partying with drugs, alcohol, and wild sex. Unfortunately, spoiling their fun is Casey's
horror novel loving little brother, Scott. But soon, to everyone’s horror, their camping
trip going exactly how it is in Scott's slasher novel... and they're all going
die. A mysterious slasher is killing them off one by one.
And here Casey
just thought it was a weekend get away to celebrate her birthday with her
friends, but the boys have more in mind than just tea and cake, along with
drugs and beer, they plan on Casey loosing her virginity as well, a birthday
she'll never forget. With all the guys
trying to get girls drunk and get laid, they don't realize the horror until
it's too late. A seemingly un-kill-able
gas mask wearing slasher is slowly hunting them down, it certainly becomes a
birthday no one will forget, yet this was very forgettable.
This was
just another hack slash horror film, a group of southern teenagers out to get
drunk and laid but what was to be an orgy turns into a nightmare. I hardly felt sorry for characters because
they are trying to get girls drunk in order to rape them (fortunately, they
don't succeed), their death seemed almost karma like. I found the film was hardly scary because I
could tell whenever the slasher going to show up, but on the plus side there
was a fair amount of nudity that kept you entertained.
That lack
of suspense, along with poor picture and sound presentations made the title the
only interesting thing about this whole mess, but it had potential if they had
not gone the lame route. Extras include deleted
scenes and a behind the scenes featurette.
- Ricky Chiang
