Austenland
(2013/Sony Blu-ray)/Hell
Comes To Frogtown
(1988)/Hellgate
(1989/Arrow Region 2 PAL Import DVDs)/Mike
Tyson: Undisputed Truth
(2013/HBO DVD)/Pulling
Strings (2013/Lionsgate
DVD)/The Secret
Policeman's Ball - USA
(2013/Eagle Blu-ray)
Picture:
B-/C+/C+/C+/C+/B- Sound: B-/C+/C/C/C/B- Extras: C/C+/C/C-/D/C
Main Programs: C/C+/C/C+/C/B-
PLEASE
NOTE:
The Hell
Comes To Frogtown
and Helltown
PAL Region 2 Import DVDs (which include Region B Blu-rays) can only
play on machines that can handle that version of the format, are only
available from our friends at Arrow UK and can be ordered from the
link below.
Here
is the oddest group of comedies we have seen in a while...
Jerusa
Hess' Austenland
(2013) is yet another would-be comedy inspired by the highly
played-out Jane Austen cycle. This time out, someone has come up
with an upscale amusement park as the title suggests and Keri Russell
plays the big fan who drags friend Jennifer Coolidge (playing an
uncultured, sexually aggressive, cliched older woman) with her.
Guess there are some in-jokes here one might miss, but all the script
offers is a semi-upscale formula film that plays it far too safe, has
jokes that are too obvious and in 97 minutes, never really gos
anywhere.
Rising
star Bret McKenzie, James Callum, JJ Feild and Jane Seymour help make
up a supporting cast that at least makes some sense and Russell can
be charming, but I never bought it and found it nearly condescending
as competent, female-aimed product. I hot a couple of smiles here,
including something unusually amusing (if a little desperate) in the
end credits, but this really does not work and is barely above a
cable TV movie.
Extras
include a feature length audio commentary track by Hess and
Co-Producer Stephanie Meyer and an on-camera Q&A on the
production with Russell, Coolidge, Hess & Seymour.
Next
up are two late 1980s genre comedies with some bloodletting. Donald
G. Jackson and R.J. Kizer co-directed Hell
Comes To Frogtown (1988)
with Roddy Piper as a man whose sexual prowess and fertility is
needed to repopulate the now-barren earth and includes a female
scientist and medical expert (Sandahl Bergman, whose career never
unfolded like it should have) and William Smith as yet another bad
guy. The sexual campiness is interesting, putting lead Piper in a
rare position of a world with women nearly taking over aggressively,
but this B-movie is more interested in angry frogmen and one-liners
than hard science.
The
opening of the film briefly suggests there might be more before it
goes downhill, but there are better films on the subject (like Omega
Man and A
Boy & His Dog, while
Piper turned in a somewhat similar performance in Carpenter's They
Live the same year, all
three out on Blu-ray now) so this is just for silly gags, though I
wonder if the script started that way.
William
A. Levey's Hellgate
(1989) is also surreal and comically goofy in the wrong places as a
woman murdered by a bike gang in the 1950s comes back for revenge and
taking innocent traveller lives which has some start to notice a
growing missing persons' list, but a gang of teens just have to go
out there anyhow and land up in an former mining town that turns out
to be a death trap all its own.
The
look of the town rebuilt to look like it was in the past has a 1980s
phoniness to it like a Music Video or films like Streets
Of Fire, Dead
End Drive-In or even
Absolute Beginners,
but it is never that good and any potential this film had to work is
constantly wasted by a certain laziness and smugness that even the
late Ron Palillo (Horshack from TV's great sitcom Welcome Back,
Kotter)
cannot save. He is a highlight in a dreary, lame film where he
steals every scene with ease. For competists only.
Both
discs have three interview featurettes each worth seeing after their
respective films, controversies, release details and all and include
Blu-rays.
Spike
Lee's Mike Tyson:
Undisputed Truth (2013)
is simply a taping of an autobiographical stage act by the (in)famous
boxer where he spends nearly 90 minutes telling his side of the
stories of his life and gets more personal than you might expect. It
did not make me any more sympathetic for him, but some interesting
moments come out of this by default, yet it is a portrait that is not
often apologetic for the wrongs he did. However, he gets the chance
to speak and that is the point. Some might not just buy it all and
the laughs can be not always funny.
A
cast/crew interview is the only extra.
Pitpol
Ybarra's Pulling Strings
(2013) tries to juggle several story types, but does none of them
well as it wants to have a romantic comedy, cross-culture comedy, be
a bi-lingual comedy and also deal with social issues like
immigration, poverty and racism. It lands up trivializing the latter
and following too much safe formula overall for a remarkably loose
and indecisive 118 (!) minutes. Stockard Channing shows up as female
lead Laura Ramsey's mother, but is not here nearly enough and Tom
Arnold shows up unconvincingly as a love interest who we know will
never fit with her, her life or goals. Too bad they did not try to
concentrate and make this into something more.
Digital
HD copy for PC, Mac and web-related media is the only extra.
Finally
we have The Secret
Policeman's Ball - USA
(2013), the latest of the comedy/music variety show events held by
Amnesty International to raise funds and awareness of and the fourth
we have reviewed, though the first on Blu-ray. This time, Mumford &
Sons and Coldplay show up with music, Beavis & Butthead and
Muppet Show
hecklers Statler & Waldorf make surprise appearances and special
guest appearances add to what is mostly comedy skits. Those
performers include Fred Armisten, Russell Brand, Rachel Dracht, Bill
Hader, Eddie Izzard, Rashida Jones, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Reggie
Watts, the rising Chris O'Dowd and some other very talented
performers who have gone out of there way to support a great, vital
organization. This show is definitely worth checking out, including
for its new talent.
A
booklet on the event is included inside the case, while the Blu-ray
adds Backstage Interviews as the other extra.
As
expected, the Blu-rays have the best picture performance here, but I
thought the 1080p 2.35 X 1 digital High Definition image transfer on
Austenland
could have outperformed the 1080i 1.78 X 1 playback on Secret,
but it has some minor detail and color issues that held it back a
little more than expected. The four DVDs tie for second place, all
here in anamorphically enhanced 1.78 X 1 image presentations (save
Strings at 2.35 X 1) and looking as good as they will in the format.
The older two Hell
productions (also on Blu-rays we did not receive) are shot on film,
leaving the latter digital shoots, with the former having some print
age issues (the stocks were probably only so good, but are not bad
just the same) and the newer productions having their own softness,
motion blur and color limits.
Sound
almost boils down to the same situation where the Blu-rays with
DTS-HD MA (Master Audio) 5.1 lossless mixes are the sonic champs, but
soundstage is limited in both cases. The lossy Dolby Digital 2.0
Mono on Frogtown
actually ranks second by turning out to be cleaner and clearer than
the same mix on Helltown, but to be better as well that the lossy
Dolby Digital 5.1 mixes on Tyson
(you cannot always hear him) and Strings
(location recording of dialogue can be outright monophonic) shows how
problematically they were recorded and mixed. Odd.
As
noted above, you can order the Hell Comes To Frogtown and
Helltown PAL Region 2 Import DVDs at:
http://www.arrowfilms.co.uk/
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Nicholas Sheffo