Indie
Director (2013/Grimoire/MVD DVD)
Picture:
D Sound: D Extras: D Main Program: C-
Bill
Zebub [this is really his name???] is an indie director who is out to
make his next big hit, by making sex/rape horror movies. That people
will watch any horror as long as there is naked girls, tits and sex,
but suddenly he is dumped by the company and out of cash. He travels
between his various friend's houses and horror conventions trying to
pitch his movies and find some funding, but the more he fails the
more he becomes determined that he will succeed on his next try in
Indie Director (2013).
Bill
is indie as in he is totally independent, he is director, cast, and
crew all rolled into one (thus saving money). He has an
(unbelievably) hot girlfriend and is convinced he is the next George
Lucas of indie horror films. His formula for a successful indie
horror film is sex, rape and naked girls (with himself as the main
character). In his films, Bill gets to act/touch/make out 'rape
scenes' with naked girls for free (because his film will make them
movie stars) and he convinced himself he not cheating on his
girlfriend (per se). All the mean while he is trying to get people
and companies to give him money with free advertisement, that it is
an investment and they will make a hundred times more in return.
This
film is the worst funny horror movie about making horror movies. The
main character basically want to make horror movies (which he
says isn't porn), get paid grants, and royalties and grope/ make out
with actresses for free. All the while he competes with his friend
who also an indie director on who's movie will succeed first, it is
painful to watch as strokes his own ego (and other things), he
torments himself and then try to convince the girls to get naked and
making out with him is all part of the script (But if you ARE
watching this film, we all KNOW it's not for the story or plot, but
for the naked girls). The only real saving grace (if it is at all)
is that it shows how NOT to make a horror movie.
The
picture is really bad, sound as rough and intolerable and there are
no extras.
-
Ricky Chiang
