Joy
Ride 3: Road Kill
(2014/Fox Blu-ray w/DVD & Digital HD Ultraviolet)
Picture:
B/B- Sound: B+/B Extras: B- Film: D
Rusty
Nail is back on the road again looking to punish injustice at every
turn - and this time it's with a group of hotheaded street racers on
their way to the Road Rally 1000. Joy
Ride 3: Road Kill
(2014) is a walking cliché of everything that you would expect from
a terror on the road movie and has everything from elaborate car
chase sequences to blown out tires to torture. The characters are
stiffly acted and fit into their movie stereotypes. It's not hard to
predict who is going to die next. And Rusty Nail himself is a
villain highly sub-par to Tarantino's titular character in Death
Proof.
Rusty
Nail, the vengeful trucker with a penchant for pain, slams terror
into overdrive in this third installment of the Joy
Ride
franchise. The nightmare begins in the film with a couple of
Meth-heads who have a plan to cold call a truck driver in an attempt
to beat up him to take his money to buy more meth. Sounds like a
flawless plan until Rusty Nail shows up at their hotel room and
chains them to the hood of his semi and takes them down the road.
While some believe that the roadkill found on the desolate highway is
an accident, its evident that Rusty Nail is back to his old tricks in
this tired direct to video sequel.
The
action sequences get boring - focusing on close ups of Rusty driving
his truck and cutting back to the victims in stages of various
fright. The car chase sequences themselves are fine but nothing
compared to the lackluster Fast
and the Furious
franchise. Armed with software capable of tracking down license
plate numbers and information, Rusty Nail immediately finds the rag
tag team of road racers that decide to cut him off on the highway and
one by one they are killed and tortured before they reach their final
destination. The film is a complete yawn, a seen-it-a-million-times
thriller that only has some gore shots and some minor nudity to
offer. Do yourself a favor and watch Death
Proof
again instead, which in many ways is the opposite of this film and
does the genre justice in nearly avoiding all of the typical issues
this film supplies as tension.
The
Blu-ray transfer of the disc is fine boasting a 1080p High Definition
transfer and a widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 for the home video
market. The sound is a decent, lossless English DTS-HD Master Audio
track mastered in 5.1 that revs up the engines on your home
entertainment system. Subtitles on the disc are in English, Spanish
and French.
The
anamorphically enhanced DVD on the disc is fine for the format and
presented in standard def with a lossy Dolby Digital 5.1 track also
boasting subtitles in English SDH, Spanish, and French. The
Ultraviolet copy is great for the format and is excellent to view on
your tablet or PC.
Extras
on the disc include Road
Rage: The Blood, Seat, and Gears of Joy Ride 3, Riding Shotgun with
Declan: Director' Die-Aries, Finding Large Marge, an
Audio Commentary
and More.
All
in all, if you are a fan of the franchise or looking for some road
rage then this may be a worth checking out. Other than that, the
film is typical for the genre and nothing to really write home about.
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James Harland Lockhart V
www.vimeo.com/jamielockhart