Almost
Human: The Complete Series
(2013 - 2014/Warner Archive DVD)/Elementary:
The Second Season (2013 -
2014/CBS DVDs)/Golden Boy:
The Complete Series
(2013/Warner Archive DVD)/Now
& Again: The DVD Edition
(1999 - 2000/CBS)/Top
Gear: The Complete Season 21
(2013/BBC DVD Set)/Wizards
& Warriors: The Complete Series
(1983/Warner
Archive DVD)
Picture:
C/C+/C/C+/C+/C+ Sound: C+ (Wizards:
C) Extras: C/C/D/C-/D/D Episodes: C/C/C+/C/B/C
PLEASE
NOTE:
The Almost
Human,
Golden
Boy
and Wizards
& Warriors
DVD sets are only available from Warner Bros. through their Warner
Archive series and all can be ordered from the link below.
Here's
a set of high concept TV shows, mostly fiction, with a few hits and
misses that will render the non-hits curios...
Almost
Human: The Complete Series
(2013 - 2014) is a show produced by J.J. Abrams that wants to be part
of a little-discussed cycle of the unusual
partner
cycle of TV shows, many of which are action shows. These shows are
often comedies like Mr.
Ed
(no one knows the horse talks), the infamous My
Mother The Car
(no one knows the leads mother has been reincarnated into the body of
the very old car; one of the worst TV shows ever made) or Randal
& Hopkirk Deceased,
a British hit where a policeman's partner is killed in the pilot
episode, but stays around as a ghosty to help him get criminals. It
is one of the weirdest hits ITC and Lord Lew Grade ever had.
Set
in 2048, Karl Urban is a tough cop (of sorts) who is stuck with a
robot partner because regulations says that is now standard. Made to
look human, Dorian (Michael Ealy) talks at every one like the rest of
his manufactured line, but can he become human
in any way? That he is a non-white body makes that a loaded question
and the futuristic crimes they have to solve are not that impressive,
playing like a poor variant of Spielberg's overrated Minority
Report
(now itself planned as a TV series (!?!) leading to this show
becoming a failure. With the 13 shows here and their scripts, things
were doomed from the start. Lily Taylor nearly saves the show as
their Captain, but the makers forgot the part in the ITC/Lord Lew
Grade playbook where you make this character more than just a
desk-bound character. Look for another such show below.
Extras
include a 2013 Comic Con Q & A featurette, Unaired Scenes and a
Gag Reel.
Elementary:
The Second Season
(2013 - 2014)
is the hit CBS show that revises the Sherlock Holmes mythos by making
Watson a woman (Lucy Liu) and Jonny Lee Miller as Holmes. Of course,
it is no match for the new BBC Sherlock
show with Benedict Cumberbach, but I'm not a fan of that one and not
of the Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law feature films as all of them tend
to throw the original books away and wing it. This show falls
between the two, but is very quickly forgettable, though mildly
amusing at the time you watch.
The
dumbed-down argument is what do you do with the material after Holmes
remains one of the most filmed characters of all time. In these
cases, find a niche and get moderate to big hits, but that does not
make it good and the 22 hour-long shows here are the flattest of the
three, though the show is inadvertently admitting their position by
filming the opening of the season in the U.K., as none of these
post-modern adaptations can escape the shadow of the real thing.
Miller and Liu have mixed chemistry and I actually like them, but
this is not their best work. Still, it is enough of a hit to keep
going, showing just how evergreen Holmes is.
Extras
include Deleted Scenes on select shows, six making of/behind the
scenes featurettes,
audio
commentary on the Paint
It Black
episode and a Gag Reel.
Better
still is Golden
Boy: The Complete Series
(2013), with a well-cast Theo James as a young man who gets promoted
to a police job he is too young to take on under special
circumstances form the creator of the big hit Arrow
series. The scripts go between now and seven years ago when he got
the promotion and it has some good moments here, so why did the show
only last 13 episodes before they pulled the plug? For one thing,
the repetitiveness of the overly sped-up footage to mark time changes
is way overdone, but then the show holds back more than it should.
It
is able to deal with ideas of corruption, but cannot seem to go all
the way with them like the recent (and also sadly cancelled before it
should have been) Low Winter Sun did. It is also never as
gritty as the ultimate look at to people getting such power way
before they should have and the madness that follows, Michael
Cimino's underrated, influential Year Of The Dragon (1985)
with Mickey Rourke. The supporting cast is not bad either and the
makers were on track to making this work, but they fell short and a
potential classic missed the boat.
There
are sadly no extras, but it would have been nice to hear what
everyone was working towards.
Now
& Again: The DVD Edition
(1999 - 2000)
is the other show like Almost
Human
were a partner shows up with a sudden change in what we would expect.
This time, in a show produced by Moonlighting
veteran Glenn Gordon Caron, John Goodman is a working guy who sells
insurance and gets killed in a freak subway accident. For whatever
reason, the government decides to save and rebuild him into a
superman with more than bionic powers at great expense and (like Six
Million Dollar Man
and Bionic
Woman,
but nowhere near as good as those classics), is expected to be a
super secret agent for the U.S. Government. Dennis Haysbert is the
doctor who rebuilds him, now played by Eric Close, who is smaller,
younger than Goodman and ripped for the part.
The
problem off the bat is that the show wants to do the set-up as a
light comedy with some feel-good aspects and made prior to the
terrorist events of 9/11/2001, the way they go after terrorism would
have never been treated as lightly and as problematically as it is
here if it were made after that date. Margaret Colin, Gerrit Graham
and Heather Matarazzo are a plus in the cast, but the scripts are
uneven and never as smart about genre or people as those from
Moonlighting, so the show did not last and for several good
reasons. The late Charles Durning narrates and all 22 episodes are
here, including the last one that suggests a second season was
intended, but never happened. Making the super character too much
the other and being silly about this is the ultimate error overall,
but like the dumb, darker Bionic Woman remake, it should have
never happened in the first place unless they were going to go all
out instead of coasting on a half-baked idea.
A
brief vintage promo clip from the time of the show's debut is the
only extra.
If
all else fails, we have Top
Gear: The Complete Season 21
(2013), the original (and actually second era) U.K. version of the
BBC hit. Jeremy Clarkson got into some trouble for a not-so-nice
comment he made, but I still like him and he is still as fired up
about cars as his co-stars James May and Richard Hammond. Cars
tested this time out include various hot hatchbacks, the nice Alfa
Romeo 4C, Gibbs Quadski, McLaren P1, Zenvo ST1, Ford Fiesta, VW UP!,
Dacia Sandreo, Caterham 620R, Caterham 160, special Alfa Romeo
Touring Disco Volante, Mercedes Benz G63 AMG 6X6, BMW M135i,
Volkswagen Golf GTI MK7 and Porsche 918. Celebrity
guests this time are Hugh Bonneville, Tom Hiddleston, James Blunt,
Jack Whitehall and Aaron Paul.
We
also get the usual jokes, gags, news segments and sarcasm, plus some
in-jokes I bet some U.S. audiences missed. It is another solid
season, though I wished we had seen a few more great cars, but there
is more than enough to enjoy in easily the best car series made
anywhere.
There
are sadly no extras, though the text tries to count the Burma shows
as such, we will not.
Finally
we have Wizards
& Warriors: The Complete Series
(1983), a satire of fantasy stories at a time long before the false
warmth of the Lord
Of The Rings
films where the genre was either done seriously (Boorman's Excalibur)
or wildly spoofed by Monty Python or Mel Brooks. Jeff Conway
(Grease,
Taxi)
is the heroic lead in what was meant as a comedy of sorts and
promoted heavily as a must-see show, but the result tried to have it
both ways as if it were a shamed to be an outright action show.
Noted for being an early Julia Duffy show before the 1980s hit
Newhart,
promotion and the scripts confused the public so much that the show
was ended after only 8 episodes.
Now,
it would likely have been more of a hit and the villains were played
by Clive Revill and Duncan Regehr (later of Star Trek: Deep Space
9), so the casting was not much of a problem, while the look was
not bad for a show of its budget at that time, yet I would not call
it schizophrenic. It was just not as well thought out, though geeks
will love how the image turns to a comic book art panel to mark
commercial breaks. It deserves this DVD release, but it is not great
and has not aged well either.
There
are no extras, but a few would have been nice.
The
newer shows ought to look best, but the anamorphically enhanced 1.78
X 1 image on Human
and
Boy
are HD productions that are much softer than they should appear,
while the same presentation on Elementary
and Gear
are more like it. Even the 1.33 X 1 presentations on Again
and Wizards
look better and tie the latter two for best image reproduction. As
for sound, the shows are evenly matched save the lossy Dolby Digital
2.0 Mono on Wizards,
which is a bit weaker than expected. The lossy Dolby Digital 5.1 on
Almost,
Elementary
and Boy
(with serviceable but weak surrounds) and lossy Dolby Digital 2.0
Stereo (with some Pro Logic surrounds) on the Again
and
Gear
DVDs sound as good as they can for this format.
To
order the Almost
Human,
Golden
Boy
and Wizards
& Warriors
DVD sets, go to this link for them and many more great web-exclusive
releases at:
http://www.warnerarchive.com/
-
Nicholas Sheffo