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Valley Of The Cycle Sluts (1992/MVD Visual DVD)

Picture: B- Sound: B- Extras: D Film: D

Produced in 1992 and somehow just now finding its way onto disc, Valley of the Cycle Sluts fails in so many ways... it fails as a porno, it fails as a film, and certainly fails at casting people who can act. This is no Russ Meyer production, this is just plain terrible. The synopsis is paper thin: a tough-looking motorcycle riding ex-cop that ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time, and gets kidnapped by a group of biker-chicks code-named 'The Sisters of Mercy' that are after one thing and one thing only - revenge. Why this cop you ask? Well, for starters, he busted their boyfriends and put them behind bars, leaving them with unfulfilled sex lives.

How evil can these women be? Well for starters, they tie him up and strip in front of him... the first one to get him aroused gets to kill him! How despicable. What this film needed was more grindhouse-style humor and maybe some more over the top puns to make it more than what it is.

Presented in standard definition 1.78 X 1 and a lossy Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track with no bonus features, this film is meant for one thing and one thing only and we won't play coy at what that 'something' is. If that's what you're looking for... you can do better than this.

- James Harland Lockhart V



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