I’ll Bury You Tomorrow (2002)
Picture: C-
Sound: C Extras: C- Feature: D
Yet another video-shot Horror feature without no more a
point than to show gore, blood, people hitting each other and having bad actors
running around acting demented in a way that would barely work at a Halloween
party. Alan Rowe Kelly’s I’ll Bury
You Tomorrow (2002) is such an awful work, talking about showing life and
even love (!?!) after death. This time,
a young lady who enjoys being around corpses too much comes out of nowhere and
starts working at a funeral home. Then
the stupidity really begins. Stick with
Night Gallery!
The 1.85 X 1 letterboxed image is very flat, dull, color
poor, lacks depth, is muddy and is badly shot analog video a few generations
down. The Dolby Digital 2.0 is simple
stereo that is muddy, monophonic at times and offers poorly recorded dialogue
that even outdoes the lame music.
Extras include 19 deleted scenes in the “dead & buried” section,
stills, trailers and bloopers. This
disaster should stay buried tomorrow, today and always.
- Nicholas Sheffo
