After Dark Horrorfest: 8 Films to Die For (2008/Lionsgate DVD)
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Picture: C Average Sound: C+ Extras: D Features: (see below)
I’ll just
put it right out there, I have never been too crazy about the After Dark Horrorfest. When it began back in 2006, it was advertised
as the films that were too scary and too extreme to be given a regular
theatrical release and when I saw the trailer three years ago, I nearly crapped
my pants simultaneously from fright and excitement. I waited anxiously for it to arrive, and when
it did I skipped classes to go see it.
At the end of the first day, I was already disappointed.
It isn’t
even so much that the films are bad (though some of them really are), it’s
that, like so many other things, they just don’t live up to the hype. Notably, after the first run, the claim of
being too extreme for regular theatrical distribution is no longer part of the
ad campaign.
This past
January, Horrorfest 2008 hit theaters for its usual weeklong run and now these
“8 Films to Die For” are out on
DVD. Descriptions and ratings for each
film are as follows:
The Butterfly Effect 3 Revelations: I begin with this film because
when I received the discs, I saw its inclusion as a sign of the Horrorfest’s
fall into debasement and self-parody.
The first Butterfly Effect film with Ashton Kutcher was bad and the
second was god-awful. Surely, according
to the laws of physics and filmmaking, the third must be a bane on humanity
itself. And yet somehow, The Butterfly Effect 3 is actually a
half-decent movie. The plot progresses
nicely, the dialogue is decent, and the acting isn’t terrible. The film even has a decent twist at the end. The basic concept is the same as the previous
films: Dude goes back in time to change his past but only ends up making things
worse. I’m not saying it’s a great
movie, but it’s certainly not the crap you’d expect it to be. Final Grade: C
From Within: One of the other halfway decent
films to be included this year, From
Within involves a curse, a family of witches, and a small town. Despite the supernatural aspects of the plot,
this film paints a very real portrait of small town life in the south and
almost no one escapes without blame and/or punishment. The film boasts a fun performance by Adam
Goldberg and stars Rumer Willis who we’ll see later this year in Sorority Row. Final Grade: C-
Autopsy: On the scale of horror films,
Autopsy is on the complete other end from The
Butterfly Effect 3 and From Within. Where the previous two films were at least a
tad more thoughtful and psychological in their approach, Autopsy is all gore gore gore.
The plot is negligible and irrelevant and visually the film has a very
trite creepy hospital aesthetic bathed in green light. Almost every aspect of this film is disappointing
and even the gore (with one magnificent exception) lacks impact and
imagination, though it does earn props for using old-school practical
effects. There is maybe one clip of this
film worth seeing, but it’s not worth sitting through the rest to get to
it. Final Grade: D
Dying Breed: This film is a bit of a
quandary. It follows the much worn Texas
Chainsaw Massacre formula (cannibal inbred hicks pick off tourists), and yet
the characters are actually decently written.
They’re not stereotypes, and while they do seem to have sex in
inappropriate places, this is not a cautionary tale film. Most surprisingly at all, the dialogue is
actually bearable, even if it does go in circles every once in a while. Gore’s a big factor in this film, but it’s
not stretched out or over-the-top. One
suspects that had they had a more original concept, this could have been a
legitimately good horror movie. Final
Grade: D+
The Broken: People have always been creeped-out
by mirrors. The notion of a doppelganger
staring back at you from the other side of the glass consistently hits a chord
within the human psyche. Unfortunately The Broken doesn’t really go anywhere
with it. There’s no plot to speak of,
just a succession of deaths for which no explanation or rationale is
provided. Of the eight films, this one
features by far the best cast featuring Richard Jenkins (who unfortunately
filmed this directly after his amazing performance in The Visitor) and starring Lena Headey whom you might recognized
from her titular role in The Sarah
Connor Chronicles. Sadly this film
is far beneath both these actors. Final
Grade: D
Slaughter: This film actually puts a nice
twist on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre formula with a similar setup, but not the
outcome you might expect. A young girl
escaping an abusive relationship flees to the big city. But when her ex tracks her down, she moves in
with a new friend at her family’s farm.
Things are going great until people start to disappear and all signs are
pointing to the creepy old barn.
Unfortunately, despite putting a slight twist on an old tune, Slaughter still comes up short with
pacing issues, bad acting, and characters that simply aren’t compelling. Final Grade: D
Perkins’ 14: A meditation on loss, grief, and
the possibility of redemption all mixed in with fourteen psychotic flesh-eating
maniacs, Perkins’ 14 isn’t as good
as it should be. The film tries to make
a statement and it does, but it just takes too damn long to get there. After a cop loses his son to a serial kidnapper,
he never gives up hope that he may find his boy. But ten years later, when he finally captures
the kidnapper, what escapes from the basement is no longer his son. Of the film’s 95 minute run time, too much is
taken up by mopey dad time, and not enough given to crazy cannibal psycho
son. Final Grade: D+
Voices: The South Koreans have been
putting out some great movies recently such as The Host, and anything by
Chan-wook Park. Unfortunately Voices doesn’t hold up to the same
standards. It’s decent, but it is slow
(as Asian films of any genre have a tendency to be) and the end is incredibly
predictable. To the film’s credit
though, it does contain what is probably my favorite wedding scene of all time. Voices
follows a young girl whose friends and family suddenly begin attacking her for
no apparent reason. Is she cursed,
crazy, or is something else going on?
Final Grade: C-
The discs
are fairly uniform across the board with a 16:9 anamorphic widescreen aspect
ratio (1.78 X 1) and Dolby Digital 5.1 audio.
The picture and sound quality are adequate, though a couple of the films
suffer from poor color.
As for
extras, three of the discs have making-of or “behind the scenes” featurettes
and each disc has the same hour-long feature on the Miss Horrorfest selection
process with video submissions from the potential scream queens. These submissions range from bad to
unwatchable and with the same repetitive title cards between each submission,
this feature is just not worth the hour.
Ironically, one of the worst films of the eight, Autopsy, has the most
extra features boasting not only one of the three making-of featurettes, but
also a commentary track and alternate ending.
The 2008
After Dark Horrorfest continues on at about the same level of quality as it has
the two years previous, which honestly is not that good. But, the fest acts as a rallying point for
horror fans and even if they aren’t that great, it’s nice to know that there’s
an organization that will distribute the films no one else will. The fest itself is a great place to go meet
other horror fans and if you saw a film there that you liked, go ahead and pick
it up. The After Dark label though, is
by no means a testament to quality and I wouldn’t recommend picking up one of
these films on that criterion alone.
- Matthew Carrick