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Feast III – The Happy Finish: Unrated (Genius/Dimension DVD)


Picture: C+     Sound: C+     Extras: D     Feature: D



Trying to get blood from an old pile of latex, John Gulager has returned to the not so great Feast Horror/Monster franchise and for those who missed the previous films, here is our coverage of them:


Feast DVD





Feast II DVD




Oddest thing of all, the first release came out of the vaguely successful Project Greenlight, being one of the few to be moderately successful and maybe the only to turn into any kind of franchise.  Feast III – The Happy Finish: Unrated feels very much like Gulager going for broke, disappointed his career did not advance like it could have and his script throws in everything and the kitchen sink.  Trying to imitate the Tarantino/Rodriguez Grindhouse look, it is loaded with every clich้ around and after being to bloody, loud and violent in the opening, never knows where to go from there and it just drags on and on humorlessly, no matter its attempts to be funny.  All in all, the plate is stale leftovers.


The anamorphically enhanced 1.78 X 1 image is slightly soft throughout even when the stylized look is included, though some shots look good.  The Dolby Digital 5.1 mix that is louder and harsher than it should be and with no point.  Extras include an audio commentary track with the makers and Gulager profile.



-   Nicholas Sheffo


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